Anyone who knows anything about TV will no doubt be aware that there is a network called Home and Garden Television—hereafter referred to as “HGTV”—on which there is a show called Property Brothers. The titular brothers are attractive dark-haired male twins in that vague late thirties-early forties age range who possess some talents for home improvement and real estate. The plot, such as it is, of each episode is that the brothers help two people engaged in some type of relationship to purchase and then renovate so-called “fixer-uppers”—the kinds of houses that you think are gonna be fun to remodel but quickly end up being a pain in parts of your body you didn’t even know you had. This is all I know about the subject, and, as it happens, all anyone needs to know in order to read the inevitable fanfiction this show has spawned. For your entertainment I dived into this small (but not as small as you’d think) corner of the Internet, and I will present my findings to you now.
Hi all! I’m Michael, the custodian for Pudding Shot! Every week, I’ll be posting my Game of Thrones reviews over at my personal blog, Off the Bookshelf. This week, though, our Monday post is going to be my savage, scathing #hottake on Episode 1 of Game of Thrones Season 6. Warning: this WILL spoil the episode. Read at your own risk! Enjoy!
Another year, another ten thousand words on Game of Thrones.