Telekinesis, Photosynthesis, Exegesis, Catharsis: The Insidious Boob Window Plaguing our Superheroines

I need to get something off my chest. X-Men: Apocalypse is coming out. Have you seen the trailers? They’re out there. You’ve seen them. There’s lots of cool things in there, like new mutants, and purple Oscar Isaac, and bald James McAvoy. There’s also a boob window.